words-of-emotion:

More good vibes here

sassykardashian:

Me when a bug touches me: This is a gated community, please get the fuck off the property

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

que-mystery:

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

It really does

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

hplyrikz:

This will make you feel better

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything