"Have you done your homework yet?"
"911 what’s your emergency?"
it’s….. the president… he hasn’t been online for over 4 months…. i don’t think he’s alive
Do you ever write a line that just makes you sit back for a second and go
I wrote that
that line is so good
if I was a famous writer hipsters would probably get that tattooed on their biceps, that line’s so good
have you ever had a dream of someone you haven’t seen or talked to in years and wonder if anyone ever randomly dreams about you too.
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers